A Heady Question Limerick

Women are aware of the value of oral sex and the power that it can give them over men. It provides them with great power. As Barbara Bush commented during the Clinton Blow Job scandal when Bill told the American public that he couldn’t remember if he got a blow job from Monica, “Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is.”

It’s hard (no pun intended) to say “no” to any reasonable request from a woman when she is a jaw snap away from turning your ecstasy into agony. If men think with their dicks, then women can put thoughts in their heads with their mouths. And that thought led to this:

When she goes down on bended knee.
She’s not doing it for charity.
Before she goes south
And opens her mouth…
She asks, “What’s in it for me?”

As if she has to ask….something Yummy https://jgkravitz.wordpress.com/2013/05/26/yummy/

No One Ever Got Pregnant From A Blow Job

That was the last thing that my father told me when he took me to college for the first time, right before he jumped into the car and drove off into the sunset. My dad was a man of few words but he always had sage advice that made sense. This is a perfect example and it led to this little ditty:

The problem with copulation
Is the risk of increased population.
Dear old dad always said
Get head instead
And take the risk out of ejaculation!