An “Oral Fixation” Limerick

I spent some time over the weekend exploring blogs here at wordpress.com using the reader. There are many poetry blogs and poetry groups. I was able to see the passion and artistry which so many poets are able to bring to their work and here have places to share it. Certainly, I have a more light hearted approach to my poetry, but it doesn’t mean that I do not work on it passionately. I do. I love when a limerick comes together and find just the right words to deliver the laughs and smiles which I am in pursuit of. I often get up in the middle of the night to write something down so it doesn’t vaporize. I keep a blank sheet and a pencil on my desk at all times.

I spent a lot of time on Poet’s Corner which originates from The United Kingdom. The site has 1064 followers and has had nearly 50,000 views. It is a very well put together website run by a generous and diligent administrator, Harry in Belfast. He has great appreciation for poets and poetry and appears to be a big fan of limericks. It must be in his Irish DNA. He offers poetry challenges and a limerick challenge is one of them. I have been all over that.

He is willing to accept bawdy limericks. His only request is that they be witty and humorous and lewd within reason. I have submitted three limericks (all posted here previously) which I feel meet the witty and humorous standard. Today I am going to test the boundary of lewd within reason with a new limerick which chose to pop into my head at 4:00 in morning. It’s subject matter – the one that draws the most attention – oral sex. People all over the world seem to love “blow job” limericks. I can do that.

So from the wee hours of the morning, I bring you this.

Ejaculation preoccupation
Fueled her fellatio fascination.
She never got nervous
Giving phallus lip service…
It satisfied her oral fixation!

A “Blow Job – The Better Option” Limerick

It was a busy weekend around Life is A Limerick. See if you can guess what tag received the most action. You guessed it – oral sex. I have always been a big believer in keeping the customer satisfied, pun intended. As Steve Tyler so poetically put it, “You ain’t seen noting ‘Till you’re down on a muffin Then you’re sure to be a-changin’ your ways”. I have been, am, and always will be a fresser.

When I tag a limerick blow job, I get hits from all over the world. A blow job is something beloved world wide; it knows no borders and has no language barriers. “Blow me” is internationally understood.

With apologies to the author who has to remain nameless due to his lofty status in his communities, I have often felt that this is the single greatest poem ever written:

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Blow me.

Every Valentine’s Day I utz him about how he is wasting his talents.

So to get the week off to flying start, I bring you a Monday morning blow job limerick:

You gotta love a woman that blows.
When done right, it curls your toes.
Fellatio’s grand
And it sure beats your own hand…
Take it from someone who knows!

A “Jewish Woman and Oral Sex” Limerick

Oral sex, specifically blow jobs, has been the most “hit” tag that I have put on my limericks. I write a blow job limerick and it gets people’s attention. Who’da thunk it? I have no shortage of them; but obviously, I have to be discrete in posting them, if that is possible.

Here’s one for today and we’ll see how it goes.

My Jewish diva voiced concern of the stigma.
To me, her thinking’s an enigma.
I let out a guffaw
And said, “You don’t have lockjaw…
A blow job is performing a mitzvah!”