It was a busy weekend around Life is A Limerick. See if you can guess what tag received the most action. You guessed it – oral sex. I have always been a big believer in keeping the customer satisfied, pun intended. As Steve Tyler so poetically put it, “You ain’t seen noting ‘Till you’re down on a muffin Then you’re sure to be a-changin’ your ways”. I have been, am, and always will be a fresser.
When I tag a limerick blow job, I get hits from all over the world. A blow job is something beloved world wide; it knows no borders and has no language barriers. “Blow me” is internationally understood.
With apologies to the author who has to remain nameless due to his lofty status in his communities, I have often felt that this is the single greatest poem ever written:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Every Valentine’s Day I utz him about how he is wasting his talents.
So to get the week off to flying start, I bring you a Monday morning blow job limerick:
You gotta love a woman that blows.
When done right, it curls your toes.
And it sure beats your own hand…
Take it from someone who knows!