A Butt and Booty Call Limerick

I have made both and usually with same result – the recipient telling me to lose their number.

There’s the butt and the booty call
And they’re not very similar at all.
One’s an inadvertent push
The other’s trolling for tush
Though both can make you feel really small.

 

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