A “Jewish Woman and Oral Sex” Limerick

Oral sex, specifically blow jobs, has been the most “hit” tag that I have put on my limericks. I write a blow job limerick and it gets people’s attention. Who’da thunk it? I have no shortage of them; but obviously, I have to be discrete in posting them, if that is possible.

Here’s one for today and we’ll see how it goes.

My Jewish diva voiced concern of the stigma.
To me, her thinking was an enigma.
I let out a guffaw
And said, “You don’t have lockjaw…
A blow job is doing a mitzvah!”

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