A Snoring Limerick

Snoring – the ultimate deal breaker in a relationship. Yes, there is the classical economic argument of guns or butter which converts to the relationship as sex or money. However, that can remain an unresolved conflict as a relationship sails through turbulent waters and somehow finds a place where the relationship can survive. It is one thing for neither party in a relationship to be completely satisfied and quite another where one of the parties is completely dissatisfied. Sleep deprivation leads to volcanic emotional eruption and when that lava starts flowing look out.

Snoring has caused many harsh words to be said.
I’ve been told, “GET THE HELL OUT OF THIS BED!”
Just one remark had me seething –
When wife number one said, “STOP BREATHING” –
A subtle sign that that marriage was dead.


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