A Catheter Limerick

My surgery was a seven hour trick.
When I came to, I knew I would be sick.
With a little nausea I could deal,
I just didn’t want to feel
A plastic tube sticking out of my dick!

And believe the first thing I did when I regained consciousness was reach down and check.

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