As previously mentioned, many of my limericks come from word challenges. Sometimes those word challenges are ridiculous and when playing with those it is a case of ridiculous in, ridiculous out. Here is an example of that. The challenge word was “lobotomy.”
A pervert with a penchant for sodomy
Went to a proctologist wannabe.
When the quack lanced the boil,
He screwed up royal,
And the pervert left with a lobotomy!
You were warned